fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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