i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
there was a trapeze. enough said
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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