Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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