to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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