No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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