ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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