It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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