Having a random hookup so left but love u
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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