Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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