Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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