I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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