I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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