I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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