What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
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