we're blogging at a bar
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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