Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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