so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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