So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
