on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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