So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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