That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
We got so high we made milksteak
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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