OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Just cropdusted the office
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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