so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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