Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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