Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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