When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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