Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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