i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
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