If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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