How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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