this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
vagina is talking i cant
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
PANTIES FOUND
Randomize
