You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
You smell like stripper and shame
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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