We should be called the Road Head Warriors
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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