why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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