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(313): View more from Michigan

i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is

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(775): View more from Nevada

Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?

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(917): View more from New York City

so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?

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(626): View more from California

Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?

(308): View more from Nebraska

Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.

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(313): View more from Michigan

he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I'm not well. Although it could be worse.

(248): View more from Michigan

My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.

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(330): View more from Ohio

my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark

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