You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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