12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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