Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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