this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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