your room smells of hookers.
And success
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Couch. On fire.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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