Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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