dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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