id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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