I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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