so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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