so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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