We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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