You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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