So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Randomize