woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
tell me about the fingering
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